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Limerick
Re: Limerick
I wrote a limerick once in high school English class 1958. I have it memorized--
There once was a man named O'Tool
who, for a living, wound thread on a spool
he got tangled one day,
to his Boss' dismay
now they call him the old spinning fool.
(had I written anything like Lecram's it would have meant expulsion requiring a note from home followed by two weeks 7th hour detention.
Had I thought of anything like Lecram's I am not certain I could have resisted)
There once was a man named O'Tool
who, for a living, wound thread on a spool
he got tangled one day,
to his Boss' dismay
now they call him the old spinning fool.
(had I written anything like Lecram's it would have meant expulsion requiring a note from home followed by two weeks 7th hour detention.
Had I thought of anything like Lecram's I am not certain I could have resisted)
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Re: Limerick
Indar - I love that, as well as Marcel's newest vintage.
Cheers to you lovely limerick penners.
T
Cheers to you lovely limerick penners.
T
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Re: Limerick
He frenziedly reached for my hand
as he sank in the treacherous sand
appealing to me
with a desperate plea
forgetting I owed him ten grand.
as he sank in the treacherous sand
appealing to me
with a desperate plea
forgetting I owed him ten grand.
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Re: Limerick
The troubadour turning to go
sang a jovial Hey Nonny No.
As he doffed his belled cap
he was felled by a chap
with an axe – who had hated the show.
sang a jovial Hey Nonny No.
As he doffed his belled cap
he was felled by a chap
with an axe – who had hated the show.
To read more of my poems buy this big fat book - Rescued from Oblivion at https://www.feedaread.com/profiles/10661/
Re: Limerick
There was a young man called Pawel
who loved a old woman called Belle,
on their first night of lust
he examined her rust
and thought no thanks, it needs too much gel.
who loved a old woman called Belle,
on their first night of lust
he examined her rust
and thought no thanks, it needs too much gel.