Gyppo wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:21 pm
Deb, I believe your Overview Effect is your best offering so far.
Indar, dying penguins and nameless starlets, Short but telling.
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I need an early night tonight and tomorrow may be rather busy, so I'm posting tomorrow's early. But I am sticking to writing one a day.
Gyppo
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Napo 27 - 2019
That other 'Gyppo'
There is another Gyppo out there.
He lives in a parallel universe,
rather similar to mine,
but he's a little less organised
and far more sneaky.
Which, to be fair, takes some doing.
He has also found a portal,
possibly no bigger than a cat flap,
between our two worlds.
When he can't be bothered with 'stuff'
he slides it through into
my world.
It looks familiar so I don't notice at first
and he
knows when I'm pre-occupied.
He often strikes when I'm writing,
but in April he
really takes the piss.
That's when he 'borrows' my stuff.
I have eleven teaspoons in my drawer,
and they're
all gone.
I'm down the last of four butter knives,
and there's only two plates left in the rack.
I know
I didn't leave them piled in the sink
in mucky cold grey water,
or stacked on the draining board
with stiff dried curry around the bowls.
Twenty four hours is my limit,
usually much less.
So it
must have been the other Gyppo,
using my stuff and returning it unwashed,
thinking a dreamy poet won't notice.
But I do.
And enough is enough.
So I will find that portal, oh yes I will.
Imagination has its uses.
Then later this year, when he's away,
taking in the three day Game Fair,
(because all poachers visit the game fair,
rubbing shoulders with the keepers
in green wellies and waxed jackets,
checking out the latest security tricks),
I'll fill
his sink,
and his washing machine.
That'll teach him a lesson.
Then maybe
we'll nail the portal shut,
each from his own side.
Gyppo