Quantum Physicists at a Bar discussing the Multiverse.
Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2023 12:31 pm
Everette: Pass the Fig Newtons would you Neils?
Eat enough of these and your girth will expand,
ha-ha
That'll get you noticed. So, Erwin, what's new with you?
Schrodinger: I'm absolutely on fire!
Have you read the thought
of the esteemed Doctor Seuss--his seminal work
The Cat in the Hat? Once you do, rest assured
the cat may/may not.
Such rhythm, such rhyme!
Everette: There you go again, Win, with your either/or thinking.
There's no end to where that cat can end up.
Cats are like that and it's outdated thinking
to limit cats to nine lives. As a matter of fact,
as a fact of the matter, there might be
no end to the number of cats.
Schrodinger: Hold on there Hugh,
I must caution you against the danger
of splitting infinitives, that way lies madness.
Bar Tender*: Oh you guys, back in the day
we applied verse
to a singularity, that is: one line
in poetic writing.
Now it refers to a group formerly known as stanzas.
Or you could call it the multiverse.
* I have paraphrased the words of the Bar Tender whose name is Wikipedia.
Eat enough of these and your girth will expand,
ha-ha
That'll get you noticed. So, Erwin, what's new with you?
Schrodinger: I'm absolutely on fire!
Have you read the thought
of the esteemed Doctor Seuss--his seminal work
The Cat in the Hat? Once you do, rest assured
the cat may/may not.
Such rhythm, such rhyme!
Everette: There you go again, Win, with your either/or thinking.
There's no end to where that cat can end up.
Cats are like that and it's outdated thinking
to limit cats to nine lives. As a matter of fact,
as a fact of the matter, there might be
no end to the number of cats.
Schrodinger: Hold on there Hugh,
I must caution you against the danger
of splitting infinitives, that way lies madness.
Bar Tender*: Oh you guys, back in the day
we applied verse
to a singularity, that is: one line
in poetic writing.
Now it refers to a group formerly known as stanzas.
Or you could call it the multiverse.
* I have paraphrased the words of the Bar Tender whose name is Wikipedia.