Don't be a greedy...just die FFS!
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2020 8:19 pm
I wasn't born to wipe arses
babies aside, and them, I taught
as soon as I could
to wipe their own.
I might have been born
to sweep some shit aside though,
remove a few of the Lycra clad
fat, middle aged cyclists (with the flick of my steering wheel)
who clog our minor arterial roads,
vainly attempting to remove clogs
from their arterials.
My dying father's wife's need for sympathy,
an arse that should wipe itself.
Entitled arses, shameless pants dropped
on social media, for all to see,
boo hoo me too, a competition, like
my cancer is bigger than yours;
grow a pair!
Do what your grandparents did,
they enjoyed food without guilt or concern
blissfully unaware of fat or sodium, ok
they died in their 70's
but they burdened no one.
Now we cycle our little hearts out
skim our milk, and grimace at our plates
to gain a few extra years.
Big pharma loves your strivings
as you clog hospitals, in greedy hoards
depriving younger, poorer people
a chance.
If you're old...just die!
If you drive, and overtake a few cyclists,
chances are one of them might be a Cardiologist.
(FYI, he won't be overweight, so you know who to aim for, if
by chance you take out one or two Lycras at the same time...all the better)
Know your limit,
be reasonable.
If you're not sure...you're already there...off you go
babies aside, and them, I taught
as soon as I could
to wipe their own.
I might have been born
to sweep some shit aside though,
remove a few of the Lycra clad
fat, middle aged cyclists (with the flick of my steering wheel)
who clog our minor arterial roads,
vainly attempting to remove clogs
from their arterials.
My dying father's wife's need for sympathy,
an arse that should wipe itself.
Entitled arses, shameless pants dropped
on social media, for all to see,
boo hoo me too, a competition, like
my cancer is bigger than yours;
grow a pair!
Do what your grandparents did,
they enjoyed food without guilt or concern
blissfully unaware of fat or sodium, ok
they died in their 70's
but they burdened no one.
Now we cycle our little hearts out
skim our milk, and grimace at our plates
to gain a few extra years.
Big pharma loves your strivings
as you clog hospitals, in greedy hoards
depriving younger, poorer people
a chance.
If you're old...just die!
If you drive, and overtake a few cyclists,
chances are one of them might be a Cardiologist.
(FYI, he won't be overweight, so you know who to aim for, if
by chance you take out one or two Lycras at the same time...all the better)
Know your limit,
be reasonable.
If you're not sure...you're already there...off you go